avatar extras, you are killing me
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.
Did I ever tell you guys that once my friend bought a hot chocolate but for some reason when she started drinking it she couldn’t get any of the hot chocolate so she started sucking on it really hard until a weird long furry thing came out so she opened it up and there was a giant huntsman spider on the inside of the lid
are you Australian
he just wanted some of the hot choclety
THE REALEST SHIT I EVER SEEN GOD DAMN
this be my dad
My dad: *sits down in front of tv with beer and peanuts*
My dad: GO HELP YOUR MOTHER WITH THE DISHES
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
Ladies, I would just like to let you know that I dance and sing my emotions out on golf courses by myself. So, ya know.
i don’t dance so i sing about not dancing whilst and swap clothes with the kid who may or may not be gay
I also know two siblings who always try out for the couple rolls in plays.
the best part of 2013 was when those 2 guys illegally climbed the pyramids in egypt and took photos of it
i mean like
I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D
This is so accurate it hurts.
Calvin’s snowmen are breathtaking achievements and I will accept no disputes
I freaking love Calvin’s snowmen
They forgot the best one though!
WHAT THE FUCK
Just imagine deciding to sign up, then you see this and are like haha no
Why are we so ashamed of periods? … Women’s bodies are incredibly sexualized in our media and in our every day experiences. So much so that even mentioning menstruation sends a lot of people into kindergarten levels of EW. And why? Because for a moment, you have broken the spell. And suddenly, you are no longer a magical mannequin unicorn fairy existing purely for the sexual fantasy of other people. Suddenly, you’re a human being! (X)
Where’s he going? He’s going out into freezing cold to find a dog he doesn’t like to bring medicine back to a town that doesn’t like him!
There is no out. Only duty. You are a Prophet of the Lord, always and forever… …until the day you cease to exist, and then another Prophet takes your place.
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